May 2013
28 posts
mermaidsandmisandry:
dont ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry
vrban:
I spend 800% of my life exaggerating
drarna:
can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
April 2013
45 posts
timecannotberewritten:
dovahqueene:
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
